Announcement of an announcement


Hey it's been a minute. Around 90k minutes actually.

1st:

https://discord.gg/rEjQPgtQ7N

I made this server. Because I've been told it's a good idea. You joining is part of my master plan to make the world just a little bit weirder.

2nd:

In a few days I'll have the link to Statues' steam store page.

That'll be the real announcement.

Get excited.


Or don't it's happening either way.

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When will this be available for Android????

will they add Russian localization ?

says invite invalid, sadg

Don't be sadge, now it should work. 

it does, yes yes, much thanks

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Hello, I really like your game. I managed to get all the accomplishments that are at the bottom left of the screen in the main menu. I'm only missing the second half of the first accomplishment after burying the bones. How do I get the second half? Thank you for your time, I look forward to the finished product :) edit: I got all the accomplishments and completed the gallery minus the footjob one xD

Does an erection for giant stone women qualify as excitement?

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"He said to the museum tour guide as he was being escorted out of the building."

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*what's for nightfall and breaks back into the museum through the skylight mission impossible style, cock still fully erect, dangling from a rope directly above the Statue of Venus*

Excitement achieved.